Ok, golf's out.
This poor planet never seems to catch a break: "It's Official: Uranus Smells Like Farts" (H/T: American Digest).
All about carrots (some of it's even true):
Take that, Michelangelo! H/T for this link and the previous one to David Thompson.
The perfect Granny Smith apple (H/T: Powerline's "The Week in Pictures"):
The story of "Lucky" Dylan McWilliams.