Sunday, June 3, 2018

The FBI continues to cover itself with glory

While busting some moves at a club, FBI agent's gun "goes off", shoots other bar patron. Click through to the original news article; the video is not to be missed (kind of like the other patron's leg).

Update - Steve at the Pub, in the comments:

He should have checked his piece in with the government sponsored for-profit outfit called the Pistol And Carbine Orderly.

Now he'll be facing the Probity And Competence Office, where he'll face a Pretty Awkward Clarification Obligation, likely resulting in his Professional And Career Obituary, or what is to the rest of us, a Perfectly Acceptable Career Outcome.


I'm proud to announce that Steve is now Senior Vice President of Acronymns.

8 comments:

RebeccaH said...

If the FBI is in the business of disappearing people, this guy is going to be it.

rinardman said...

Is this guy Barney Fife's grandson?

Steve at the Pub said...

He should have checked his piece in with the government sponsored for-profit outfit called the Pistol And Carbine Orderly.

Now he'll be facing the Probity And Competence Office, where he'll face a Pretty Awkward Clarification Obligation, likely resulting in his Professional And Career Obituary, or what is to the rest of us, a Perfectly Acceptable Career Outcome.

Vice President Steve said...

Umm...er…. .. ahmmm…. this Vice-Presidential role... the contract I've been sent seems to have quite a lot of fine print.

Futhermore, I'm unable to find the clause dealing with salary.

Paco said...

Steve: Didn't I enclose a magnifying glass? Sorry about that. I'll put one in the mail (along with an English-language summary of the contract; you may have noticed that the original's in Turkish).

For tax purposes, salary is payable in carbon debits denominated in 90-day Guatemalan Quetzal futures, convertible at company discretion into Class "C" (non-voting)shares of Paco Enterprises common stock (suitable for framing!)

Pro Bono Vice President Steve said...

Hmm... I've a feeling that I can dispense with the task of spreadsheeting the compensation package to work out what is my precise salary in my local dinero.

I'll cut to the important part: Do I get access to the boardroom liquor cabinet at PACO HQ?

Paco said...

Key is in the mail!

Vice President waiting by the mailbox said...

Riiiiiiiiiight. Of course it is.