Friday, July 20, 2018

Dead to irony

In a recent speech, ex-president Jughead McLightworker said the following: "There’s only so much you can eat. There’s only so big a house you can have. There’s only so many nice trips you can take. I mean, it’s enough.”

I guess Barry's $8.1 million eight-bedroom, nine-and-a-half bathroom mansion is the cutoff for "enough".



"Welcome back, sir. I've laid out your heliotrope pajamas and black silk smoking jacket on the bed. Will you be wanting your usual cup of hot cocoa?"

"Yes, Jenkins, thank you. And don't forget the marshmallows, there's a good fellow."

9 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Shorter Barry: I've got mine, you've got enough. According to me, that is.

bruce said...

There's only so much cake you can stuff into your gob.

rinardman said...

There’s only so many nice trips you can take.

"Because I only got to be President for 8 years!"

bruce said...

And how many Nobel Prizes does one need, Pomeroy?

Deborah said...

Why would people need to be entrepreneurs if there is universal income?

JeffS said...

"What's good for me isn't for thee!"

Veeshir said...

He always has to outdo Hillary.
Hillary berated Trump for not sticking up for an ambassador so Obama had to go one better.

rinardman said...

Hillary berated Trump for not sticking up for an ambassador...

Hey, Hilliary. Do you remember what happened to Ambassador Chris Stevens?

Paco said...

Yeah, Hillary's another one dead to irony.