Monday, November 5, 2018

Assortment (election edition)

Why is it that feminists, who are constantly decrying the sexual objectification of women, can't think of anything better to get out the vote than taking their clothes off? Chelsea Handler is the latest example (Caution: You might want to employ the R-man policy of not clicking on photos of semi-nude liberal women. On the other hand, if you happen to be turned on by bunions, click away).

Roger Simon says that "This Tuesday America Takes an IQ Test". So, tomorrow night we'll find out if a few watts have been shaved off the collective light-bulb.

Hillary Clinton is now the official Harold Stassen of the Democrat Party.

I think this is what they mean by "cognitive dissonance": Black Panthers appeared in public carrying "assault" rifles, campaigning for Democrat Stacy Abrams - even though she wants to take those rifles away from them.

And this is what's known as "projection": Maxine Waters claims that Trump is placing a target on her back.

I don't know what that smell is, but it ain't pork chops.

Special good luck wishes to Martha McSally in Arizona tomorrow. Question: how is her opponent, left-wing nut-job Kyrsten Sinema, even polling in double digits? Please don't tell me that the people of Arizona are looking for another freakin' "maverick"!


rinardman said...

Caution: You might want to employ the R-man policy of not clicking on photos of semi-nude liberal women - unless you're turned on by bunions.

Urgent disclaimer: R-man DOES NOT have a fetish for womwxn's bunions in any way, shape, or form.

Paco said...

Haw! Sorry for the possible lack of clarity. I have rewritten that bit.

bruce said...

That's a good election editorial, well said.

HAL9000 said...

C'mon Paco. Do you really think Stacey Adams would take the rifles away from the Panthers? They're part of the Dems' Stormtrooper force, like the Antifa fascists. Remember a ten years ago armed Panthers standing at a polling place in Philadelphia intimidating white voters? They never bothered to show up for the trial when they were prosecuted, because they knew the incoming Obama Administration would put in the fix for them.

The Constitution is the crown of our republic and it is in more danger from the progs every day.

To the Lords of Convention 'twas Claverhouse spoke,
'Ere the King's crown go down, there are crowns to be broke.

Bucky said...

On wonders how many of those Black Panthers are ex-felons who cannot legally possess a firearm.

JeffS said...

The Chicago Sun-Times has been kissing the arse of the democratic Nation Committee for at least 2 generations. So their endorsement of the perpetual loser, Hillary Clinton, is no surprise.

Deborah said...

The thought of Stacey Adams trying to take rifles, or any other gun, from New Black Panthers is evocative of a kindergartener approaching thugs. I say, "Go for it, Stacey!" I want the ticket and concession deals.