"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, December 23, 2018
Sunday funnies
Pro tip: go easy on the hand cream before a performance.
Sometimes it feels great just to be alive and a dog!
Landing Signal Officers bust some moves on the flight deck.
Love the Landing Signal Officers. That would be a boring job otherwise, might as well have some fun.
When I first read out of the glitter bombs for porch thieves, I suggested using a "mysterious white powder" instead. You know it would only be talcum powder or white flour, but I bet it sure would make the porch thieves think twice about their chosen vocation.
Love the Landing Signal Officers. That would be a boring job otherwise, might as well have some fun.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read out of the glitter bombs for porch thieves, I suggested using a "mysterious white powder" instead. You know it would only be talcum powder or white flour, but I bet it sure would make the porch thieves think twice about their chosen vocation.
And autocorrect, for some unknown reason, changed "about" to "out of". I suspect sabotage.
ReplyDeletehaha! Light fingered drummer. Slippery fingers alright.
ReplyDeleteWhy did that wuss walk off the stage? Go suck your thumb and don't come back.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd use indelible ink, instead of glitter.
ReplyDeleteUnion rules, Jonah.
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