I guess this would be an appropriate cake for, I dunno, a cold-case detective?
Sgt. Yamana has a lunchtime epiphany...
Well, um, I suppose so. Maybe constantly trying to avoid having your hand bitten off deters depression: "Man says emotional support alligator helps his depression".
Fact checking: "Statement By Pinocchio Rated Four Ocasio-Cortezes".
Very nicely done.
From Wrong Hands
I wonder why this innovation never took off.
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Awwwww, dogs. Where would we be without them?
Four Ocasio-Cortezes, that's good. Of course, Pinocchio should immediately be investigated, indicted, judged and sentenced immediately by Robert Mueller and the press.
Say, I could use one of those trunk-tire systems.
The dog in the first photo looks an awful lot like Daisy, the official dog of Paco Enterprises. And when we're gone from the house too long ("too long" = 2 hours or more), she does have a habit of dragging clothes out of the hamper and spreading them around.
Sounds like you're half way to having a canine laundress. Show her where the washing machine is, and how to load it and start it, and you've got it made!
I'm not sure she'd ever be able to keep the whites and colors thing straight.
Recently, as we returned home from a doctor appointment, we noticed a large majestic African animal inside the fence of a exotic game ranch. I turned around and slowly pulled closer to him, trying not to spook him. He was a little nervous, but didn't run. He turned towards the brush. Richard said, "He doesn't give a rat's @$$ about us." Then, as if he heard Richard, the bull turned his head, stared one eye, lifted tail, and...gave us nuggets. He finished, and calmly walked ofc into the bush. Apparently he did care. Neither one of us had been flipped off by wild animal. Now we can chalk that up to unique experiences.
We think the he was either a Kudu or Eland. Wish we had video. We're still laughing.
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