Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Throw that man an anvil!

Keith Olbermann has been drowning in a sea of failure for years, but every now and again his head bobs above the surface like a slowly disintegrating cork. This time, in between taking in gulps of air, he's trying to ignite a firestorm against a guy who legally hunted and shot a turkey.

10 comments:

bruce said...

Soon as I looked at Olbie's pic I though, 'gay!' Not just gay but psycho-stalker gay guy (bad breakups), not that there's anything wrong with that.

Spiny Norman said...

Now the insufferable douchebag is claiming when he told his million followers (WTF? Why?) to "we should do our best to make sure the rest of his life a living hell" he really didn't mean that as a threat. No, seriously! He didn't! Why are all you people laughing???

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/03/27/keith-olbermann-says-it-was-anything-but-my-intent-to-make-hunter-he-threatened-feel-threatened/

Skeeter said...

Perhaps Olbie is hoping to achieve the same legendary status as that enjoyed by GWB's plastic turkey. Sixteen years after the event, that fake news story still returns 1,340,000 hits in a web search.

Jonah said...

I thought that sumbitch was fired years ago! Where's he been? All of a sudden he pops up, he's been a DJ in a Laughlin Nevada strip club and now we have to pretend he's somebody, like Bill Maher.

Deborah said...

Olbermann always thinks he is relevent and the Grand High Poohba. The delusion is elevated because of his latest gig, ESPN. Anyone wish to guess how long the stint will be? Just read the scores, Keith. The hunter has nothing to fear.

I'm not fond of killing extraordinary animals like that white turkey. But the hunter fed the family. If it wouldn't have been him, it would have been someone else, or a wild predator. The hunter was more humane.

Deborah said...

Keith doesn't "pretend" to be like Maher. He fully believes they are of the same station. 'The delusion is strong in that one.'

bruce said...

Meanwhile Biden can't find an intersectional prom date. He picked the homely girl thinking she'd be grateful but turned out even she doesn't want to be seen with him. So much for the Dem front runner, we are now in the twilight zone.

Spiny Norman said...

On a slightly related note, I wonder if Olbie knows the color of the plumage of domestic turkeys.

Deborah said...

Doubtful. Nor does he know how his Thanksgiving turkey was dispatched.

HAL9000 said...

You can understand why turkey hunting would upset Olbermann. He's afraid of becoming a target.

He has a million followers? Hoodathunkit?