"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, April 28, 2019
That's why I dance the Hokey Pokey and shake a dead chicken over mine periodically
It seems this Dartmouth professor is good at rationalisation.
Mine do make me buy more and more of them.
I seem to have the same problem, V. Even if I manage to get rid of one, another one seems to come along and take it's place. It's good to know it's their fault, not mine.
I think he gets his data from watching movies, all those cartoonish villains. But he expects the police to protect him, and the Secret Service to protect the next Dem President.
Mine must be broken.
ReplyDeleteWell, that or they're an entirely different kind of evil.
Mine do make me buy more and more of them.
Bastids.
It seems this Dartmouth professor is good at rationalisation.
ReplyDeleteMine do make me buy more and more of them.
I seem to have the same problem, V. Even if I manage to get rid of one, another one seems to come along and take it's place. It's good to know it's their fault, not mine.
Wow. Now I know. My dad and uncles must have been geniuses at hiding their evil.
ReplyDeleteLately, the magic has been getting more powerful; I've been buying two at a time.
ReplyDeleteYou'll need more chickens.
DeletePolice? Secret Service?
ReplyDeleteI think he gets his data from watching movies, all those cartoonish villains. But he expects the police to protect him, and the Secret Service to protect the next Dem President.