"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Grumpy Cat too? This has to stop. To quote Mr William S Burroughs: the situation is little short of intolerable. Pretty soon we'll have no celebrities left except Alyssa Milano and Emily Takemyclothesoff, or however you spell it.
Milano is really something of a doofus as a protestor. She has proposed a sex strike in response to restrictive abortion legislation. In her own case, wouldn't this just affect her husband? If not, then that's what you might call a very interesting development.
Well if Milano's strike catches on with the people who normally get abortions, it might make the whole argument moot. Just think, an airheaded bimbo is proposing to apply Lysistrata's solution to the abortion controversy. Has she read Aristophanes's play of that name? I doubt it, so we may have to credit her with some degree of originality. Maybe this is what she does to her husband whenever she doesn't get her way.
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Aww... she was a tiny cat. Feline dwarfism is something entirely new to me, and I've had cats and dogs, of varying sizes, most of my life.
Grumpy Cat too? This has to stop. To quote Mr William S Burroughs: the situation is little short of intolerable.
Pretty soon we'll have no celebrities left except Alyssa Milano and Emily Takemyclothesoff, or however you spell it.
Milano is really something of a doofus as a protestor. She has proposed a sex strike in response to restrictive abortion legislation. In her own case, wouldn't this just affect her husband? If not, then that's what you might call a very interesting development.
She has a husband? Well, he must be relieved.
Rest well, Grumpy Cat.
Poor Grumpy. She brought more smiles and laughter to the world. God bless.
I won't be able to look at tarter sauce without thinking of Grumpy. (Smiles fondly)
Well if Milano's strike catches on with the people who normally get abortions, it might make the whole argument moot. Just think, an airheaded bimbo is proposing to apply Lysistrata's solution to the abortion controversy. Has she read Aristophanes's play of that name? I doubt it, so we may have to credit her with some degree of originality. Maybe this is what she does to her husband whenever she doesn't get her way.
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