"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, May 23, 2019
Wow, Paco, your gardenias look fabulous! What's your secret?
"Hey, sweetie, they delivered the bag of old Uncle Joe today. Could you take it out front and spread it out in the flower bed?"
Really, there are some people that I can't imagine would "recompose" into anything beneficial to plant life. Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters, for instance. I have a feeling it would be like salting the earth.
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I will never look at garden mulch the same way again.
"Hey, sweetie, they delivered the bag of old Uncle Joe today. Could you take it out front and spread it out in the flower bed?"
Really, there are some people that I can't imagine would "recompose" into anything beneficial to plant life. Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters, for instance. I have a feeling it would be like salting the earth.
Or like human "Roundup".
Will the wafers come from the same factory as the mulch?
New from Paco enterprises: It's people!!!!! Mulch.
Why does the "founder and CEO of Recompose" look exactly as I expected?
Spiny: there ought to be a word to describe that phenomenon.
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