Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Ah, we got one!



Looks like...yes, it is...Washington governor and donk presidential candidate Jay Inslee: "As President I Can Stop the Influx of Migrants by Solving Climate Crisis".

5 comments:

Jonah said...

And he can stop the global climate from ever changing again by depopulating the central Amerian landmass and transferring it to Texas?

Jonah said...

No, that's not it. (Math is not my thing.)

So if the global climate remains the exact same, El Savadorans will settle into a compliant puddle of unchanging sameness, moving only as the climate dials are turned by our superiors at SPECTRE...

RebeccaH said...

We will follow the law, which is to allow people to have asylum requests.

People are already allowed to have asylum requests.

We will provide humane treatment for them and not separate children from their parents, which is both inhumane and I believe illegal.

First of all, ICE has extra duties now trying to prove that those children actually belong to the people bringing them in. In any case, crossing the border without documentation is a crime. Leave the children the same jail with criminals?

We will also importantly confront the causes of this immigration, one of which is we have climate refugees now because the climate crisis is making Central America uninhabitable for a large portion of people.

Odd that it's only the illiterate unwashed masses who are fleeing this climatopocalypse, and not the professionals or the middle class, such as it is.

JeffS said...

Ah, yes, Jay Inslee -- our idiot governor. Corrupt, incompetent, uninimaginative, unimpressive, and VERY narcissistic, yet he somehow manages to get people to think he actually has a clue.

I know he doesn't stand a chance to get the donk nomination (let alone elected), but that would nearly be a relief to get him OUT of Olympia.

<And I say "nearly" because his apparent successor is the current state Attorney General, a vicious, vindictive sod who thinks lawfare is a great way to get campaign contributions.)

At any rete, watching Inslee beclown himself on national TV is amusing unto itself. So there's that.

JeffS said...

Case in point, Inslee says he can save Miami from climate change.