Former Vice President Joe Biden made a campaign promise to “cure” cancer if elected president in 2020 during an event in the state of Iowa on Monday afternoon.
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Former Vice President Joe Biden made a campaign promise to “cure” cancer if elected president in 2020 during an event in the state of Iowa on Monday afternoon.
Hmm. I think I've heard this promise before. Oh no, wait, that was the last president who promised to lower the ocean levels.
ReplyDeleteTruth is, Biden could cure cancer, hemorrhoids and the common cold, and I still wouldn't vote for him.
ReplyDeleteBefore we work on a cure for cancer, how about a cure for stupidity? It's a much more widespread disease. Biden would be a prime experimental subject.
ReplyDeleteWe used to have a cure for stupidity.
DeleteBut then we killed off all the cave bears.
I'm still mad we didn't elect John Kerry so we could have a cure for Parkinson's.