Sunday, June 9, 2019

Sunday funnies



Been pretty hot down here in Carolina...






No, thanks. I don't eat sea food.





Justin Wilson and the talking dog:




Stephen Green at PJ Media brings us "Florida Man Friday".


When computers take over for real.


From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures":




It's satire today, but fact tomorrow: "Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship".

12 comments:

Gregoryno6 said...

And one from me.
The Speaker is making demands again.
https://gregoryno6.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/sure-nancy.png

bruce said...

'Never laugh at your wife's choices, you're one of them!' True. Must remember that.

Skeeter said...

Today, with just 13 days to go to the midwinter solstice, was not exactly corn-popping but a sunny 24°C in SEQ. It was a welcome change from the icy Gore Effect period we have just endured. Al left with pockets bulging yesterday. $320,000 well-spent to get rid of him, I say.

rinardman said...

Well, the 'Glue Gun Stanley' was my second choice as your pick from the TWIP selections, after the "Don't call us guns. We self-identify as hand held wireless peacekeeping devices" pic. Although, I thought the Machine Gun Kelly reference might catch your eye.

I laughed loudly at the "Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire" headline. Stephen Green seems to agree. A Darwin Award finalist, for sure.

RebeccaH said...

I am soon to meet Florida Man and Woman, elderly version, in person. Mr. H has, in his infinite wisdom, decided to move us to a Senior Living Community in northwest Florida. Let's say I am less than thrilled.

bruce said...

Good luck RebbecaH. Could be all retired NY liberals though!

Spiny Norman said...

rinardman,

I laughed loudly at the "Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire" headline. Stephen Green seems to agree. A Darwin Award finalist, for sure.

The Valley Report's disclaimer:

2,000,000 hits per month and all of these stories are fake. Don’t be stupid.

Ah, DAMMIT.

Paco said...

Rebecca: That area is known as the Redneck Riviera, I believe. Is Mr. H really sure about this? I mean, it's the kind of place I'd feel at home in, and there are lots of nice areas, and it's certainly warm, but if you've been living up north, it could take some getting used to.

rinardman said...

Spiny: Even if it is a fake story, you'd have a hard time convincing me that there isn't a 'Florida Man' somewhere that's stupid enough to actually do it.

In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if there's one reading that story, or the disclaimer, right now and thinking "Hey, that DOES sound like fun!"

Deborah said...

What! You're leaving Ohio!?! Why Florida?

Deborah said...

Where were the other options? Perhaps you could suggest renting for awhile to see if the area suits you and him. Well, whatever may come... best wishes!

HAL9000 said...

RebecCa,
I have just one word to whisper in Mr.H's ear about the climate of the Sunshine State: hurricanes.

Nuff said.