Saturday, August 10, 2019

Angels have wafted Jeffrey Epstein to his eternal reward

Update and bumped. News reports are now saying that Epstein was not on suicide watch. Ace thinks it may well have been suicide, facilitated by government incompetence (although he has a little fun in his post with Epstein's last visitor). Paul Joseph Watson thinks it all looks a little too coincidental. I'm wondering if we'll ever know.

Conveniently enough, for a lot of Democrat politicians and others.
Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced millionaire who was facing federal sex trafficking charges, died by suicide early Saturday in his Lower Manhattan prison cell, three law enforcement officials told ABC News.
He had supposedly been on suicide watch - to which I can only say, way to watch, guys.

Interesting. Epstein's suicide comes one day after unsealed court documents reveal allegations made by a sex-trafficking victim against Democrat Bill Richardson and Britain's Prince Andrew, among others. There's also been much speculation about the nature of Bill Clinton's relationship with Epstein. At this point, of course, these are just allegations - at least one person alleged to have participated in sex crimes by this witness, attorney Alan Dershowitz, has vociferously denied the allegations (Update: Professor Dershowitz has more to say here ). So, I'm not suggesting these men are guilty. Nor am I suggesting that Epstein was murdered. Still, it is a phenomenon of long-standing interest how startlingly unlucky so many of the Clintons' friends and associates have been. I am so happy to have never come into contact with any of them (except for the one time I flipped the bird at a motorcade carrying Hillary Clinton as it zoomed down the street in front of the building where I used to work, and I don't think that exactly constitutes an introduction).

Breaking news! Good. Looks like Joe Scarborough solved the mystery: the Russians killed Epstein (these people are insane).


"Dude. Go lie down or breathe into a paper bag or something."

18 comments:

RebeccaH said...

There are a whole lot of Very Important People who are breathing easier today, and once again the truth will be kept from the public.

Steve Skubinna said...

Well, that ought to settle things. The nation can finally put the entire Epstein affair behind us and never talk about it again.

Oh Lordy. Might be best to just stay the hell off the internet the next... five or six... years?

Gregoryno6 said...

Whatever the reality, and whatever evidence one way or the other that investigations reveal, the perception will remain that certain people wanted Mr Epstein silenced and took the necessary steps to achieve this.
Epstein dead may be a bigger liability than Epstein alive.

bruce said...

Crazy stuff, everywhere you look.

Spiny Norman said...

Crazy stuff, everywhere you look.

Oh hell's bells, Left Twitter, aka the raging online insane asylum, has already declared Trump guilty of conspiracy to commit murder, and that AG Barr personally arranged the hit (Trump's DoJ were, literally, "the only people who had access to him") - because Epstein was "mere days away" from exposing Trump's central role in the whole sex-trafficking scheme. Not just the "Lolita Express's best customer", but a "central role" in the whole operation, you see.

The Twitterati mob have gone completely mad. So much so, they make the pimple-faced, chronic masturbators at 4Chan seem totally rational.

If it weren't for David Burge (aka Iowahawk), I'd delete my Twitter account and never venture that way again.

Paco said...

Spiny: It's probably something like a miracle that David Burge hasn't been banned yet.

Spiny Norman said...

To paraphrase Voltaire, Trump made a prayer at the beginning of his Presidential campaign, "Dear Lord above, make my enemies ridiculous", and his wish was granted in ways no one could ever have imagined.

Paco said...

Looks like Trump has been repaid tenfold!

Spiny Norman said...

Oh, by the way, I have discovered what ails my Disqus account. No ban, but it really doesn't like ad-blockers anymore, and Twitchy has a new comment system altogether: it asks me to log in with my Disqus account (as a "convenience" apparently, and why I thought it was a new Disqus - and I wasn't alone in that respect), then wants to to disable AdBlock (and Ghostery on on of my other browsers) and install a literal spyware application called "Spot.IM" (I think that is the actual comment system the brilliant minds at Twitchy replaced Disqus with). It doesn't even hide the fact that it shares my information, and browsing and comment history, with every site that uses it. It's so "convenient", it lets you log in with every social media site you use: Google, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, you leave it all at Spot.IM's fingertips.

Paco said...

Spiny: Now, try to picture Joe Biden attempting to understand all that.

Spiny Norman said...

[ involuntary shiver ]

Spiny Norman said...

Oh, one last thing: the reader comments to your Dersh update gives you just a small taste of what I was reading on Twitter this morning. Good gawd.

Veeshir said...

Scene from Chappaqua:
Dammmit Chelsea! Now I have take care of it.

Paco said...

Haw!

Deborah said...

Did the Clintons send him deluxe sheets with high thread count? Cotton or silk?

'It's just business. Nothing personal, you understand.'

Deborah said...

I heard he wasn't on suicide watch at the time. He had been three weeks ago, July 23rd, but was removed from that designation.

It's interesting that there is no video.

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