San Francisco Supervisors Sanitize ‘Convicted Felon’ to ‘Justice-Involved Person’".
I guess a rapist would be a "non-permission-seeking sex partner", and a murderer would be an "unauthorized life-ender". I'm sure the comment academy can think of some great euphemisms. Have at it.
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Pickpocket becomes 'non-contiguous garment user'.
Fraud becomes 'controversial business model'.
An embezzler is a unseemly money borrower.
A armed robber becomes a firearm assisted procurement agent.
An ex-con becomes a formerly detained justice-involved person.
Drug addict becomes otherly motivated person.
Heroin dealer becomes non-conventional pain care provider.
Threatening a witness becomes rodent control specialist.
Speaking badly of gang members becomes treason.
First it's satire, then it's reality.
Now I wonder if the gaywad/dorkwad alliance ever really happened.
Crapping in the streets is now organic fertilizer production.
Jonah,
Heroin dealer becomes non-conventional pain care provider.
I thought that was an unlicensed pharmacist. I guess that is still too specific for the Asylum By The Bay.
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