Thursday, August 22, 2019

Satire becoming impossible

San Francisco Supervisors Sanitize ‘Convicted Felon’ to ‘Justice-Involved Person’".

I guess a rapist would be a "non-permission-seeking sex partner", and a murderer would be an "unauthorized life-ender". I'm sure the comment academy can think of some great euphemisms. Have at it.

6 comments:

bruce said...

Pickpocket becomes 'non-contiguous garment user'.

Fraud becomes 'controversial business model'.

rinardman said...

An embezzler is a unseemly money borrower.

A armed robber becomes a firearm assisted procurement agent.

An ex-con becomes a formerly detained justice-involved person.

Jonah said...

Drug addict becomes otherly motivated person.

Heroin dealer becomes non-conventional pain care provider.

Threatening a witness becomes rodent control specialist.

Speaking badly of gang members becomes treason.

Veeshir said...

First it's satire, then it's reality.
Now I wonder if the gaywad/dorkwad alliance ever really happened.

JeffS said...

Crapping in the streets is now organic fertilizer production.

Spiny Norman said...

Jonah,

Heroin dealer becomes non-conventional pain care provider.

I thought that was an unlicensed pharmacist. I guess that is still too specific for the Asylum By The Bay.