"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
Maybe he should just throw in the towel and offer halal pork chops
Maybe he should just throw in the towel and offer halal pork chops
ReplyDeleteWell, it would be embarrassing if I had to admit how many times I read that, before I got the joke. :)
I guess it was because my first thought was along the lines of "They'll just force them to actually become halal, and take down the sign."
That's what the butcher should put on his window: "We sell halal pork chops!"
Try our Allah Akbar-b-q pork ribs!
ReplyDeleteI fear for the butcher and his business. They'll gang up on him and either force him out of business, or else burn him out. This is how they operate.
ReplyDelete"Halal pork chops". Snicker.
ReplyDeleteThis is how they operate.
ReplyDeleteIn Oz, I recall the followers of the epileptic Arabian caravan raider call it "Leb Style".