Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Laughing all the way to apocalypse

One of the most hilarious bits by the Babylon Bee, yet: "Always Appeals To Men With Pads Featuring Pictures Of Monster Trucks, Pro Wrestlers".
CINCINNATI, OH—Always is appealing to the company's male customers with its new "Always Macho" series of menstrual products.

The pads and tampons' packaging will feature pictures of monster trucks crushing each other, AR-15s, and John Cena dropkicking people.

"We want to welcome all people who menstruate, whether you are a cisgender woman, a transgender man, or a dude who really likes monster trucks," said a Procter & Gamble representative. "And you can't go wrong with monster trucks. Monster trucks are big. Monster trucks are cool. Monster trucks go boom."

2 comments:

Isophorone said...

I understand that there will be menstrual breakfast cereal as well.

Jonah said...

Testosterone boosters for Malibu Barbie!

*deep voice* "Get off my beach!"