"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Apparently, ours has: there's a new "Ninja" weapon. Instead of an explosive, it's a Hellfire with blades that expand out as it reaches the target. It's a kinetic weapon that slices and dices...
(It made literal mincemeat out of a couple of ISIS leaders in Syria recently.)
The "Jihad-o-matic"? Yes, a very promising weapon from the laboratories of Paco Enterprises' defense subsidiary. The Personnel Anatomical Chopping Ordnance line of combat alternatives is proving to be quite popular.
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Another splodeydope success story.
It happened in 2017, but we can hope that their technological knowledge hasn't improved any.
Sorry, didn't know the story was so old. I saw the link somewhere and didn't check the date on the original post.
According to Rantburg, these work accidents are a common occurence.
Rebbecca,
Apparently, ours has: there's a new "Ninja" weapon. Instead of an explosive, it's a Hellfire with blades that expand out as it reaches the target. It's a kinetic weapon that slices and dices...
(It made literal mincemeat out of a couple of ISIS leaders in Syria recently.)
The "Jihad-o-matic"? Yes, a very promising weapon from the laboratories of Paco Enterprises' defense subsidiary. The Personnel Anatomical Chopping Ordnance line of combat alternatives is proving to be quite popular.
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