Monday, December 2, 2019

The mayor of London to ban narwhal tusks in 4...3...2...

"Help came in a most unexpected form last Friday, when a knife-wielding terrorist on London Bridge was repeatedly jabbed with a five foot narwhal tusk - keeping him busy until police could arrive on scene to end the incident with a highly satisfying use of boomsticks."

2 comments:

RebeccaH said...

I'm surprised the police didn't have to grab the narwhal tusk and the fire extinguisher so they could keep fighting off the terrorist until a mental health counselor could arrive, since Khan has been dead-set on disarming everyone (except jihadis).

Paco said...

BTW, I'm thinking of starting a narwhal tusk buy-back program. If I can get them at a good price, I think I can make a fortune.