Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Assortment

Slow Joe had a big night, taking the lead in delegates with victories throughout the south and also in Massachusetts and Minnesota, then celebrates his success by introducing his wife as his sister.

The night wasn't by any means a total loss for the Bolsheviki, as Bernie Sanders took Vermont, Colorado, Utah and California. As of this writing, Texas is still too close to call.

The littlest billionaire, after spending hundreds of millions of dollars, has picked up less than 20 delegates. Probably the most expensive and spectacularly unsuccessful vanity campaign, ever.

Haw! James Comey's endorsement of Joe Biden is returned to sender.

The Very Last of the Mohicans suffers an embarrassing loss in her home state.

8 comments:

Spiny Norman said...

Should I admit to a little "Operation Chaos" by voting for Comrade Bernie in CA's "jungle primary?

Or should that be our little secret?

rinardman said...

Donna Brazile: "Go to hell, Spiny Norman!"

Spiny Norman said...

You mean Donna "I fed Hillary the debate questions because that's what real democracy looks like" Brazile?

Spiny Norman said...

I have to admit seeing ALL of the candidates on the primary ballot was kinda weird (everyone gets the same ballot, no matter what party you're registered).

(San Bernardino County is using paper ballots. LA County used new electronic voting machines and, naturally, there were "glitches".)

Paco said...

Should I admit to a little "Operation Chaos" by voting for Comrade Bernie in CA's "jungle primary?

Or should that be our little secret?


I won't tell anyone if you don't (you only voted once, though? Kinda slackin' off, there, aren't you?)

Jonah said...

Up here in Humboldt county, I didn't have the jungle primary. It was either Trump or Zoltan. Why do you rate an open primary and I don't?

Jonah said...

I get it, you're unaffiliated or something. Nevermind.

Jonah said...

Watching 3 stooges, "Punch Drunk." woop woop! What's the idea?
A fine time to go fishin! *slap* See ya toots. Toots is a cutie.

Commercial break, something about my male prowess.

Larry hauls ass up the street. Curly getting beat up in the ring.
Can Larry save him? Curly needs a certain tune to turn him into a berserker. The tune is Pop Goes the Weasel. Larry comes through by carjacking a Ford pickup and attaching large speakers to the roof. Moe covers Larry with an Uzi as he cranks up the bass. Victory! Curly chews his opponents throat and spits it out! The