"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Close one!
I was at Walmart again today, and the shelves remain stripped of toilet paper. Thank God I got there in time to beat the run on tropical shirts...
Saw them the other day. The one with the flamingos my favorite. I'll bet you have a nifty straw panama hat too. What about shorts,soxs, and dock shoes? I imagine you decked out, shades on, tooling down the road with Mrs. Paco at your side. Cool. Very cool.
I haven't been back to Honolulu for decades but still have strong memories of couples promenading Waikiki in matching tropical shirts and muu-muus. Much to my relief, Mrs Skeeter steadfastly refused to join the fashion. I still cannot understand why people are so terrified of running out of toilet paper. What is even more puzzling is that the panic spread throughout western civilization in a few days. I can recall from my childhood days that a Sears Roebuck catalog hanging on a string would last for months.
As a self-employed schlub, I haven't always had money for essentials, so I'm always stocked up with plenty of extra toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap, dish soap, laundry detergent, and things like that. And canned goods. I'm not Morman, or a prepper, but my garage kinda looks that way.
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Saw them the other day. The one with the flamingos my favorite. I'll bet you have a nifty straw panama hat too. What about shorts,soxs, and dock shoes? I imagine you decked out, shades on, tooling down the road with Mrs. Paco at your side. Cool. Very cool.
I haven't been back to Honolulu for decades but still have strong memories of couples promenading Waikiki in matching tropical shirts and muu-muus. Much to my relief, Mrs Skeeter steadfastly refused to join the fashion.
I still cannot understand why people are so terrified of running out of toilet paper. What is even more puzzling is that the panic spread throughout western civilization in a few days. I can recall from my childhood days that a Sears Roebuck catalog hanging on a string would last for months.
As a self-employed schlub, I haven't always had money for essentials, so I'm always stocked up with plenty of extra toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap, dish soap, laundry detergent, and things like that. And canned goods. I'm not Morman, or a prepper, but my garage kinda looks that way.
Oh, I've still got the Panama hats, for sure.
Hey, folks, you can stop worrying.
The corona virus expired at 10:30 this morning, Perth time, shortly after it tested positive to Chuck Norris.
Ah, 80 years old and Chuck Norris is still takin' care of business!
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