Sunday, April 19, 2020

Mrs. Lumpkin saves the day

A 65-year-old woman with the delightful name of Melody Lumpkin took down a 19-year-old home invader who...seriously miscalculated his chances.

In Canada, on the other hand, where gun control laws are pretty restrictive, a man goes on a rampage and kills ten people (including, I believe, himself).

2 comments:

Spiny Norman said...

One of the hobbits' ponies in the Lord of the Rings (book not film) was named "Fatty Lumpkin".

For what it's worth.

Never thought I'd see a real Lumpkin...

rinardman said...

...(including, I believe, himself).

I love these stories with a happy ending. Although, I wish they would get the order right...kill themselves first, and the innocent bystanders second.