Friday, June 26, 2020

Assortment

The drug cartels are really upping their game in Mexico: "Gunmen injure Mexico City police chief; 3 dead".

Lincoln statue safe - for now.

I like to ask this question at least every week or two: why is Christopher Wray still the FBI Director?



Rush Limbaugh sure had an interesting caller this past week: General Michael Flynn.

Yeah, it's a district in New York, but can't you people find a "progressive" representative who's (a) not a complete idiot and (b) doesn't look like an ambulant Port-O-Pottie with clothes haphazardly hanging from it?

Governor Ralph "Coonman" Northam of Virginia knows his Stasi won't work without the aid of snitches (of which, at least in Northern Virginia, I'm sure there's no shortage).

Man, the ball on this guy.

10 comments:

Spiny Norman said...

Of course the Twitter mob blames "idiotic gun laws" in the US for the shooting, even though at least one of the weapons on display is Mexican military issue.

Did you know you can buy automatic weapons as easily as a pistol in the US? Not semi-auto, but fully-automatic.

Paco said...

Oh, sure, I buy 'em all the time. I've got a closet full of tommy guns, and my nightstand gun is a MAC-10. They make great stocking-stuffers for the grandkids.

Paco said...

I tried selling a truckload of full-autos in Ciudad Juarez, but the cartel guys said they had gotten all they needed from Eric Holder.

Spiny Norman said...

The anti-vaxxers have a new, fun term for vaccines: "death juice".

This has been your loony conspiracy-theory update for today.

Mike_W said...

"Wait until the people who just want to be left alone get involved."
Exactly.

rinardman said...

a "progressive" representative who's (a) not a complete idiot and (b) doesn't look like an ambulant Port-O-Pottie with clothes haphazardly hanging from it?

Good description, Paco. I knew exactly who you were referring to, and it wasn't even a guess.

A Black Lives Matter activist lost one of his testicles after getting shot in the balls by rubber bullets during George Floyd riots in Los Angeles.

As they say: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

RebeccaH said...

I think that guy who's claiming he lost a ball should prove he ever had that ball in the first place.

Spiny Norman said...

Ouch. Ring one up for Rebecca.

Deborah said...

(bell ringing) We have a winner!

Deborah said...

About the nut who claims he lost a nut: it is a plus for the gene pool.

Yeah,just wait until the pendulum swings by those that wanted to be left alone. In some places it is already starting. Texas Freedom Force has defended the Alamo and the associated cenotaph.