Rioters frantically tried to put the statues back up as they were attacked by the feral flocks. "Put Christopher back! Quick!" cried one Antifa group as they were swarmed by a whole fleet of pigeon bombers. But try as they might, their weak liberal arms could not lift the statue and they were forced to flee the scene.
Monday, June 29, 2020
The law of unanticipated consequences
"With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters".
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I've never been jealous of a pigeon before.
If only.
Ha! The Bee is great.
... force to flee the scene.
There were blueberries, Private, Blue. Berries.
(Yeah, I'm probably the only one here who watches the Nickelodeon Penguins of Madagascar cartoons.)
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