Which, when you think about it, is pretty much the equivalent of voting for Joe Biden.

"Hey, Tuna Fish Sandwich used to be my street name - you know, back when I was facing off against Corn Pop".
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
As a life-long conservative, I have decided that because of Trump's failure to declare open borders, give welfare to so-called undocumented immigrants, increase taxes, defund the police and support Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, I will vote for Joe, Regular Guy, Biden!
ReplyDeleteDid I say that with a straight face? I'm looking to work for the NY Times is why I ask. I hear there's an opening.
Go ahead, Grauniad, pull the other one.
ReplyDeleteDid I say that with a straight face?
ReplyDeleteMmm, I dunno. I think I saw one side of your mouth start to curve up in a grin.
Let's be real here.
ReplyDeleteWe all know the sandwich could do a better job than Joe.
Considering Biden's cognitive decline, he's liable to be no smarter than a tuna fish sandwich by the time the election rolls around.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't much smarter than a tuna sandwich before his "decline."
ReplyDeleteHe's heading toward being as intelligent as two slices of bread.
Haha, yeah, tuna sandwich minus the tuna.
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