Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Yeah, that's some hard-charging journalism right there

The Guardian stitches together a few quotes from people who (allegedly) supported Donald Trump in 2016, but would now "rather vote for a tuna fish sandwich".

Which, when you think about it, is pretty much the equivalent of voting for Joe Biden.


"Hey, Tuna Fish Sandwich used to be my street name - you know, back when I was facing off against Corn Pop".

7 comments:

Veeshir said...

As a life-long conservative, I have decided that because of Trump's failure to declare open borders, give welfare to so-called undocumented immigrants, increase taxes, defund the police and support Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, I will vote for Joe, Regular Guy, Biden!


Did I say that with a straight face? I'm looking to work for the NY Times is why I ask. I hear there's an opening.

Spiny Norman said...

Go ahead, Grauniad, pull the other one.

Paco said...

Did I say that with a straight face?

Mmm, I dunno. I think I saw one side of your mouth start to curve up in a grin.

Gregoryno6 said...

Let's be real here.
We all know the sandwich could do a better job than Joe.

RebeccaH said...

Considering Biden's cognitive decline, he's liable to be no smarter than a tuna fish sandwich by the time the election rolls around.

Veeshir said...

He wasn't much smarter than a tuna sandwich before his "decline."

He's heading toward being as intelligent as two slices of bread.

bruce said...

Haha, yeah, tuna sandwich minus the tuna.