"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, April 9, 2021
Scepter and crown must tumble down....
...and in the dust be equal made/with poor crooked scythe and spade.
One of the last interesting royals. Elizabeth II will be the last.
I wonder how long it will be before Duchess Social Climber starts agitating to give Archie the title of "prince", since with the death of Philip, Archie becomes eligible under the royal rules. I hope she at least waits until the body is cold.
"One occasionally steps out with actresses, one does not marry them." Supposedly said by Philip.
He and his spouse seem to be the last generation of the family not to be royal wankers, as I believe the Limeys say. The good news is the constraints of a constitutional monarchy will keep Charles, whenever he is crowned, from doing the same to his country that Biden is doing to ours. The bad news is, they're already nearly there anyway.
One of the last interesting royals. Elizabeth II will be the last.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long it will be before Duchess Social Climber starts agitating to give Archie the title of "prince", since with the death of Philip, Archie becomes eligible under the royal rules. I hope she at least waits until the body is cold.
"One occasionally steps out with actresses, one does not marry them." Supposedly said by Philip.
He and his spouse seem to be the last generation of the family not to be royal wankers, as I believe the Limeys say. The good news is the constraints of a constitutional monarchy will keep Charles, whenever he is crowned, from doing the same to his country that Biden is doing to ours. The bad news is, they're already nearly there anyway.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Prince Phillip will return as a Covid variant.
ReplyDelete"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation." - Prince Phillip