"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Maybe the idea is, that if a cheetah spots you from a fifth of a mile away and takes off in your direction, and you gulp down a Bayer aspirin, the pain relief will already have started working before he bites you.
I would never be lucky enough to have a glass of water and a Bayer aspirin in my hands when a cheetah is threatening me. But if I did, I would throw the empty glass at the cheetah when it got close enough.
Why, thank you, I never realized the close relationship between a cheetah and a bottle of aspirin!
ReplyDeleteI guess if I ever need to run real fast, I'll just down some Bayer!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the idea is, that if a cheetah spots you from a fifth of a mile away and takes off in your direction, and you gulp down a Bayer aspirin, the pain relief will already have started working before he bites you.
ReplyDeleteI would never be lucky enough to have a glass of water and a Bayer aspirin in my hands when a cheetah is threatening me. But if I did, I would throw the empty glass at the cheetah when it got close enough.
ReplyDeleteProbably would do more good than the aspirin.
Maybe Bayer should have rebranded their aspirin.
ReplyDeleteBtw, this is the reason you always safari with other people (read slower people).