"‘You just have to let him sniff you a little until he gets to know you’ would make sense if someone were talking about a dog. Unfortunately, we’re not. As the old adage goes, you can’t teach an old dog not to creep on young women. Okay, that might not be exactly how the saying goes. You guessed it, Creepy Joe is back."
You'd think somebody - maybe Frau Doktor Professor Jill - would take this pervert aside some time, get in his face, and tell him to stop sniffing and pawing little girls, it's completely creeping people out. But either nobody's delivering the message, or he's just ignoring it (or forgetting it).
Which commenter said it? "What a stupid time to be alive".
Ever have one of those really embarrassing dogs? You know the one, he'd hump everybody's legs? Well, if you did, you learned right away that he'd go out back when visitors came over.
ReplyDeleteThat was because nobody ever had to pretend that the dog was in charge and making all the decisions.
A few weeks out from the midterms is a terrible time to run out of bromide.
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ReplyDeleteNot me. But I agree completely.
I keep hoping against hope that someday, one of Creepy Joe's victims will turn around, yell, and shove him away, all in front of the media. In the early days, they would have tried to hide such an event, but they aren't quite as protective as the old pervert these days, and that would get them more clicks and eyeballs than they've had in years.
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