..."Perhaps man is not God's last word on the subject". The devolution of man's reasoning capacity continues apace: "Netherlands to forcefully shut down 3,000 farms".
This madness will probably continue until the global elite find themselves having to eat bugs.
The elites will never have to eat bugs because we will eat the elites first.
ReplyDeleteOh, gag! Couldn't we just kill them, and let them rot? I can't imagine them tasting anything but rancid.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm! Paco gwine get 'em summadat global elite long pig by-'n-by, you bet! A few darts in neck, feed family for half a moon. Can hear brood now...
ReplyDelete"Aw, granpa, not Schwab hash again!"
The next European bloodbath is gonna be Lit!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, this time whoever takes France has to keep it.
Oh come on, people. If you were starving, wouldn't you eat a liberal elite no matter how bad he tastes? You can always use hot sauce. Beats eating grass. Or bugs.
ReplyDeleteI'd keep a stockpile of Tabasco sauce on hand -- enough of that, and anything is edible.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not tasty, but edible. I learned that trick trying to choke down certain field rations in the Army.
I won't eat broccoli to save my life, but I'd eat some barbecued Schwab ribs. And we can use his ears for salad plates.
ReplyDeleteJeff: I think I mentioned it before, but Old Paco told me some horror stories about Army "cooking" when he was serving back in the post-WWII era. I recall, particularly, his recounting of the times he was served horse meat, "with big ol' blue veins hanging out of it". Reminds me of what Mencken said about British cooking: "one step removed from cannibalism".
ReplyDelete"... with big ol' blue veins hanging out of it ..."
ReplyDeleteAll I can say, Paco, is that military chow has changed only in that there is an attempt to make the food LOOK good enough to eat. At least the "A Rations" (i.e., fresh food), and not packaged rations. Some of those would drive a meat lover to veganism.
... what Mencken said about British cooking: "one step removed from cannibalism"
Never heard that one! But, yeah, it's true.