"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, December 3, 2022
I didn't really need another reason not to play golf...
I hope he yelled, "Fore mothereffer." just before.
In golf's defense, you'll hardly ever get a body part bitten off and usually they can re-attach it. Getting it back from tweakers and gators can be tough sometimes.
It's just a game. It would've been nice to know what the quarrel was over. Regardless,it's not worth the loss of a friend, a lawsuit, and jail time. The victim was lucky the assailant didn't have a golf club in his hand. Where did the nose go? Then again, maybe I don't want to know.
It stands to reason there was alcohol involved. But ew. He couldn't find a less disgusting body part to bite?
ReplyDeleteI hope he yelled, "Fore mothereffer." just before.
ReplyDeleteIn golf's defense, you'll hardly ever get a body part bitten off and usually they can re-attach it.
Getting it back from tweakers and gators can be tough sometimes.
Lays down a challenge to English soccer fans, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteOkay, granted... but this is a very compelling reason to watch it.
ReplyDeleteDoes Mike Tyson play golf? Oh, wait, he like ears.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't think of any body part that wouldn't be disgusting to bite.
It's just a game. It would've been nice to know what the quarrel was over. Regardless,it's not worth the loss of a friend, a lawsuit, and jail time. The victim was lucky the assailant didn't have a golf club in his hand. Where did the nose go? Then again, maybe I don't want to know.
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