"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Maintenance of an automobile is racist! Baking of pastries without ratshit is racist! Moonshineing whiskey without lead is racist! I'll take my PHD now.
To show solidarity with my brown brothers and sisters, I will now sit in my Lazy Boy recliner for a couple of hours, eating chocolates and watching tv.
Everything is racist. I mean everything. And also white supremacy. Just ask every overweight black female academic. And also every skinny less-than-attractive white female academic.
Know who else stressed exercise? Nazis, that's who!
ReplyDeleteMaintenance of an automobile is racist!
ReplyDeleteBaking of pastries without ratshit is racist!
Moonshineing whiskey without lead is racist!
I'll take my PHD now.
NOW!!
ReplyDeleteTo show solidarity with my brown brothers and sisters, I will now sit in my Lazy Boy recliner for a couple of hours, eating chocolates and watching tv.
ReplyDeleteSo is military PT racist? By her ill-logic it should be.
ReplyDeleteDo you really have to ask, Deborah?
ReplyDeleteAs we all know, the US military is riddled with white supremacy and racism. Just ask the current chair of the JCS.
Everything is racist. I mean everything. And also white supremacy. Just ask every overweight black female academic. And also every skinny less-than-attractive white female academic.
ReplyDeleteSo my fat ace isn't racist?
ReplyDeleteGood to know.
V: No, man, you and me are like the Righteous of the Nations for brown folk.
ReplyDeleteWell, dang, does that mean I need to stop my physical therapy exercises?
ReplyDeleteOr is there an exclusionary clause somewhere?