"Unabomber Ted Kaczynski found dead in prison cell".
Wait...what?
Kaczynski was previously in a maximum security facility in Colorado but was moved to a medical facility in North Carolina in December 2021 due to poor health [emphasis mine - Paco].
Well, if they were keeping him in the place where I was hospitalized, I imagine it was the food that did him in. Or the trauma of getting blood taken at 3 am every morning.
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And this just in from the Babylon Bee.
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Colorado max security didn't have the necessary healthcare, so he's taken more than half way across the country to medical facility that doesn't have max security. Itt makes perfect sense because it's the government. The other possibilities, Paco points out, could have been the food or the 3 AM blood draw.
The cause of death is reported as suicide, but strangely (or not) there are no details. Let's play Clue! Did he hang by a bedsheet, or clothes; did he take poison; choke on a ham sandwich or the jello.... When was the last check?
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