"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I'm pretty sure you can get a discount on your auto insurance premiums with a trunk monkey. Not sure, though, whether that's offset by the cost in bananas.
I'm always in for a good trunk monkey commercial!
ReplyDeleteTrunk monkey, the ultimate dealer accessory in today's world.
A trunk monkey is an excellent preventative for unauthorized extraterrestrial anal probes!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure you can get a discount on your auto insurance premiums with a trunk monkey. Not sure, though, whether that's offset by the cost in bananas.
ReplyDeleteI miss the trunkmonkey. Or is that term racist? Should we be calling it trunkm instead?
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