Friday, March 29, 2024

You know what would be nice?

If the FBI visited the homes of, you know, genuine terrorists: "Woman Records Very Creepy Visit by the FBI".


"Hello, chief? Yeah, I can hear them inside the house. They're watching a news clip of President Biden on television and they're laughing their heads off. Should I run 'em in?"

5 comments:

Stephen A Skubinna said...

"Is there a 'In this house we believe...' sign out front? No? Okay then, that's probable cause. Go on in, the warrant's on the way already."

Veeshir said...

If they did visit the homes of actual terrorists, it would be for pointers on terrorizing Americans.

Paco said...

Haw! Maybe they could ask the real terrorists if any of them were in DC on 1/6, and can they identify any of the insurrectionists.

Gregoryno6 said...

Sounds like the American version of the Zoe Buhler story. Except that Ms Buhler was handcuffed and arrested in her pyjamas.

Just coincidence that both women posted their 'offensive' material at Club Zuckerberg, I'm sure.

RebeccaH said...

I'm surprised they didn't ask to search her house. Besides, don't they usually wear suits and shades when they're on official business, or was this happening on Casual Friday (sarc)? People should also remember that they have every right to ask someone to get off the property and don't come back.