"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Well, sciency sciencer Sunny Hostin (of the brain trust at JPL East, also known as "The View") says that eclipses, earthquakes, and cicadas are all caused by climate change.
The Beave never was a big fan of Plato, so was it really an accident? And he wasn't fond of Eddie Haskell, who gave Wally Theory of Forms in the first place.
It was always clear that Theory of Forms was what defined Eddie Haskell.
Ah, so the Beaver was really getting back at Eddie Haskell! that explains why Eddie later rolled up a copy of Marx's Labor Theory of Value and hit Beaver across the nose with it.
As we end up being smugly condescended at by ignorant fools who "Love science!"
ReplyDeleteWell, sciency sciencer Sunny Hostin (of the brain trust at JPL East, also known as "The View") says that eclipses, earthquakes, and cicadas are all caused by climate change.
ReplyDeleteWhich is in turn caused by Trump.
See, now that's why I loved watching Leave It To Beaver when I was a kid. Ward Cleaver was a master at political analysis!
ReplyDeleteLeave It To Beaver is showing now. Check your local listing. It's a welcome blast from the past.
DeleteI had to look up "Hegelian dialectic", but otherwise, the message is loud and clear.
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ReplyDeleteI like the episode where Beaver accidentally spilled milk all over Wally's copy of Plato's Theory of Forms.
ReplyDeleteThe Beave never was a big fan of Plato, so was it really an accident? And he wasn't fond of Eddie Haskell, who gave Wally Theory of Forms in the first place.
ReplyDeleteIt was always clear that Theory of Forms was what defined Eddie Haskell.
Ah, so the Beaver was really getting back at Eddie Haskell! that explains why Eddie later rolled up a copy of Marx's Labor Theory of Value and hit Beaver across the nose with it.
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