"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, June 17, 2024
You can find just about anything at Walmart
The problem is, there are some things that might find you.
This guy recently showed up in the parking lot of the Walmart where we shop (there's a newspaper article, but it's behind a paywall).
I'm not sure. Does Gatorade make a flavor called "Senior Citizen"? If so, I'm going to have to start shopping elsewhere.
I'm not sure where this alligator came from, exactly, but I know there are some woods (possibly swampy) behind the store, and there's a retention pond across the street. Somebody posted yet another video on Facebook the other day about a gator lolling in the surf on Oak Island.
On its way to pick up some Gatorade, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what its favorite flavor is.
I'm not sure. Does Gatorade make a flavor called "Senior Citizen"? If so, I'm going to have to start shopping elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure where this alligator came from, exactly, but I know there are some woods (possibly swampy) behind the store, and there's a retention pond across the street. Somebody posted yet another video on Facebook the other day about a gator lolling in the surf on Oak Island.
Too bad you weren't going to Wally World for new shoes or a belt.
ReplyDeleteHe'd probably make a nifty hat band too.
What's HE hoping to find at Walmart? Some well-tanned Homo Floridius/Floridia?
ReplyDeleteWell, that proves it. Water in North Carolina is wet too.
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