"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Reminds me of when I was a kid, and Ma Paco would sometimes drag my brother and me to this high-end women's-ware store in Raleigh, NC to buy shoes or something. The place was carpeted, and every time I touched the metal along the display cases I'd get a nasty little shock.
I just remembered how I used to use it against my sister. I'd slide my feet along the rug as I walked up and then touch her arm. She'd kick my butt, but it was worth it. I'd be laughing the whole time.
That puppy is too young to train. Maybe give me your paw or sit, but stay is just wasting everyone's time. Have you folks seen the new 'Matlock'? They say, "This is not the Matlock you expect!" Except it's a Kathy Bates. So yeah, I would have assumed a female Matlock if asked.
Geez, I thought you were kidding about the "new Matlock", but it's true. I suppose they'll be regendering some other old shows before long ("Barry Tyler Moore", anyone?)
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Those spiders on drugs just never get old.
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Reminds me of when I was a kid, and Ma Paco would sometimes drag my brother and me to this high-end women's-ware store in Raleigh, NC to buy shoes or something. The place was carpeted, and every time I touched the metal along the display cases I'd get a nasty little shock.
DeleteI just remembered how I used to use it against my sister. I'd slide my feet along the rug as I walked up and then touch her arm.
DeleteShe'd kick my butt, but it was worth it. I'd be laughing the whole time.
That puppy is too young to train. Maybe give me your paw or sit, but stay is just wasting everyone's time.
ReplyDeleteHave you folks seen the new 'Matlock'?
They say, "This is not the Matlock you expect!"
Except it's a Kathy Bates.
So yeah, I would have assumed a female Matlock if asked.
Geez, I thought you were kidding about the "new Matlock", but it's true. I suppose they'll be regendering some other old shows before long ("Barry Tyler Moore", anyone?)
DeleteM*A*S*H with Colonel Klinger in charge would be my guess.
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