Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters (be sure to click on link to experience the visual).
There's a word for everything.
When your interior decorator is a dog.
Maybe a tad too realistic?
Important safety tip: Tupperware is not oven-safe.
Highest projected employment growth over the next four years in the medical field will be TDS doctors (via The mind is an unexplored country).
From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.
A weekend that includes hamsters on meth and Robbie Knievel's next stunt can't be all bad.
ReplyDeleteThe prongs of a fork are called tines
ReplyDeleteI knew they were called tines, I didn't know they were called prongs.
So they should have said "The tines of a fork are called prongs."
If you did crosswords, you'd know all of them.
DeleteAglet and adit are in 90% of NY Times crosswords.
Or at least, they were until the early aughts when I stopped giving them my money.
When was a kid my Mom hosted a Tupperware party, which observed from the hallway. was tickled that the process of squeezing the lid as you closed it was called "burping."
ReplyDeleteMany, many , many years later as an adult I mentioned that to a woman who said she was a Tupperware rep. She told me that it was now known as "whispering," which I thought was just dumb.
I’d pay to see that road roller stunt. Plastic ponchos for all observers!
ReplyDeleteI can confirm that the Engineer Emojis are entirely accurate.
ReplyDeleteThe Comedy Math is spot on as well!
Jeff, I was thinking of you when I saw that!
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