Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem joined Angel Families in demanding that JB Pritzker - the non-svelte governor of Illinois who persists in riding his big-boy policy surfboard on the crest of every woke wave imaginable - abandon the state's sanctuary status. In order to convince him of our concern for his well-being, I am thinking of sending him Low Carb Dieting for Dummies.
Thom Tillis refuses to endorse this blog post - although he'll probably change his mind tomorrow.
I deplore the....uhhhhhh..... racism? sizeism? ableism? notrespectingoligarchism? in this post!
ReplyDeleteWhatever it is, it's HATE SPEECH!!!!!!! and I deplore it.
Oh no... can't resist poking the bear, can you?
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no idea if Pritzker counts as a "bear," in the non-hetero sense.
Only in the pre-hibernating sense.
DeleteHe is unbearable, so there's that.
DeleteJay Bulbous Pritzker is the Governor of the state I live in, but I never voted for him, and I absolutely abhore his very being. In other words, I hate him.
ReplyDeleteSo, if the algorythm thinks this is hate speech and memory holes it, just know that this is only the tip of the iceberg of what I could say about him, but I won't because he isn't worth the time.
I’m sitting here biting my knuckles not to type the nickname I gave him in your deleted post. It was a play on his name, having to do with pigs and sters, but he’s a governor so we owe him the respect he’s earned, no?
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