"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The Juan Deere 3000 cracked me up. The iceberg thing perfectly encapsulates global warmmongering. If all the icebergs melted, sea levels would be unchanged. Just like your water glass doesn't overflow when the ice melts. Of couse, icebergs keep not all melting anyway. Even if it were true, it's far more likely that, in our lifetimes, sea levels would rise because every porpoise and dolphin jumped up at the same time.
I have a minor quibble But not about any tribble I really hate to debunk But that's not a skunk That's a badger on Kirk's arm Hopefully he won't come to harm.
When you call Cupid: "What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't fall in love, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." Don't mess with Cupid.
Neeson sometimes has redeeming qualities. The Clinton “suicide” note is so on point as to be almost not funny (but I laughed). Juan Deere-3000 cracked me up too.
The Juan Deere 3000 cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteThe iceberg thing perfectly encapsulates global warmmongering.
If all the icebergs melted, sea levels would be unchanged. Just like your water glass doesn't overflow when the ice melts.
Of couse, icebergs keep not all melting anyway.
Even if it were true, it's far more likely that, in our lifetimes, sea levels would rise because every porpoise and dolphin jumped up at the same time.
so long and thanks for all the fish...
DeleteStacy is Right is right!
ReplyDeleteBiden voters might as well as amputated their heads ... ...
ReplyDeletePretty good vid that needs only a green chick.
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1eqYswiW4eo&t=2s&pp=2AECkAIB
Especially liked the tribbles.
DeleteI have a minor quibble
DeleteBut not about any tribble
I really hate to debunk
But that's not a skunk
That's a badger on Kirk's arm
Hopefully he won't come to harm.
Jeff, if you're shooting for the job of poet laureate of Paco enterprises, you've got it!
DeleteI'd do better as the court jester, but I'll take what I can get!
DeleteSpock says Kirk's drunk, i bet that's why he thinks it's a skunk.
DeleteWhen you call Cupid: "What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't fall in love, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with Cupid.
Neeson sometimes has redeeming qualities. The Clinton “suicide” note is so on point as to be almost not funny (but I laughed). Juan Deere-3000 cracked me up too.
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