Paco Enterprises takes great pride in saluting the dignity of labor, and extends thanks to all of our dedicated, hardworking employees for their invaluable contributions to the company's success.
As a token of our appreciation and gratitude, we have opened an employees' lunchroom, just for you. Bon appétit!
"Thanks, boss!"
Er … thanks, Mr. Paco sir, but I already ate.
ReplyDeleteOh sure, it's all men! Where are the strong empowered women, huh? Well, I'll tell you, they're busy doing all the real work while these privileged men slack off!
ReplyDeleteI assume the indoor seating area was full, and all that was available was the outdoor seating area.
ReplyDeleteI hope the guy in the middle didn't need a sudden bathroom break.
Indoor seating area?
DeleteNot a hi-viz shirt anywhere to be seen. They are probably having a toolbox talk about the exciting new Company Mission Statement.
ReplyDeleteI borrowed our mission statement from that Roman General in Ben-Hur, who addressed the galley slaves thusly: "We keep you alive to row this ship, so row well and live".
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