Never considered credit card theft as a possibility. I always thought they'd get him for trespass or spreading bubonic plague: "Children Watch in Horror as Criminal in Chuck-E-Cheese Costume Arrested".
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Never considered credit card theft as a possibility. I always thought they'd get him for trespass or spreading bubonic plague: "Children Watch in Horror as Criminal in Chuck-E-Cheese Costume Arrested".
Usually he's arrested for assault and battery.
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