"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, December 11, 2025
Welcome to the future
We've certainly come a long way since the days of the outhouse. Something new from Kohler.
Great, I just got a bidet a couple months ago, and now they want me to get a snooping poop camera for my toilet? Maybe they could combine the poop camera and a bidet, and have an AI run the show for you. "All done now, sir. You are clean and your sh!t don't stink. Have a great day!"
Oh, it's a poop cam. I was actually expecting a bidet. Which Euro loving coastal wienies looooove...
ReplyDeleteOr you could just, oh I dunno, wash the entire body instead of just the naughty bits?
I like how they say they'll protect your privacy as they're tracking your #2.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many hackers care about your $h!t.
Belongs among this collection.
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That's a hard NO from me.
ReplyDeleteIt used to be just navel gazing was bad. Now we’re expected to contemplate our poop?
ReplyDeleteGreat, I just got a bidet a couple months ago, and now they want me to get a snooping poop camera for my toilet?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could combine the poop camera and a bidet, and have an AI run the show for you. "All done now, sir. You are clean and your sh!t don't stink. Have a great day!"