"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Morbidly obese Barbie, with realistic folds of belly fat, and a shorter life span. And purple, green, and red hair dye for Dimocrat doll collectors to customize their doll to better match their feelings that day.
What next? Missing Limbs Barbie? Eyeless Barbie? Who the heck are these doll designers?
ReplyDeleteMorbidly obese Barbie, with realistic folds of belly fat, and a shorter life span. And purple, green, and red hair dye for Dimocrat doll collectors to customize their doll to better match their feelings that day.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty surprised they don't have non-binary and/or tranny Ken dolls.
ReplyDeleteToo ridiculous, you say?
Pay attention, I'd say it's not ridiculous enough!
I think they're doing a limited trial run in San Francisco.
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