Training for the dog Olympics.
Flunking dog-sledding 101
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Those protest trainers... they were the kids whose teachers were VERY careful in their comments on the report card.
ReplyDelete'James is consistent with maths' when they wanted to say 'Your kid can't count to ten if he puts one hand behind his back.'
That training video IS chilling, but it looks like they're training hard for urban warfare. Thank God I live out in the country!
ReplyDeleteMy sides hurt really bad if I laugh too hard.
They have to train for urban warfare, r-man! Their logistical train requires that fast food joints are a short distance away ... ...
DeleteI may be somewhat safe, then. The nearest fast food place is about 10 miles from me. They could run that distance in a matter....days!
DeleteOkay, weeks.
That parrot is an experienced practical joker ... ...
ReplyDelete... ... and I completely relate to the Tupperware storage conundrum .... ...
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