"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, March 27, 2026
What an obscenity
Tolkien must be spinning in his grave. Critical Drinker lashes out at the asinine notion of letting TDS mental patient Stephen Colbert write the script for a new LOTR film.
I bet a dollar Sauron has blond, poofy hair and he has a beautiful but evil consort and a tall son who does dad's evil bidding. Make Mordor Great Again!
What are the odds that this Critical Drinker video will get more favorable reviews than the...whatever it is that Colbert regurgitates?
ReplyDeleteI can’t even imagine the kind of vapid garbage Colbert will churn out, which I will ignore anyway.
ReplyDeleteI bet a dollar Sauron has blond, poofy hair and he has a beautiful but evil consort and a tall son who does dad's evil bidding.
ReplyDeleteMake Mordor Great Again!
Oh, you can count on it. And I expect that one of the heroes will be a skinny guy with beady eyes and spectacles.
DeleteYeah, Sauron (or whomever the Evil Being™ is) will closely resemble Trump ....
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna make a ring. The greatest ring ever. Really great. Just a great ring. It's gonna rule all the other rings.
ReplyDeleteAll those other rings? Cheap substitutes, total losers.
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