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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
ReplyDeleteA: Trying to read a waffle iron.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A: By rearranging the living room furniture.
Did you hear how Helen Keller fell down a well and broke three fingers calling for help?