"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I thought Europeans only used a bidet, not so vulgar as Americans who use toilet paper, or iPads. Of course, now I find out after getting a bidet at 72 years of age that it was all a lie. Sacré bleu!
I have to admit, there's a certain allure to wiping your butt with an iPad.
ReplyDeleteI thought Europeans only used a bidet, not so vulgar as Americans who use toilet paper, or iPads.
ReplyDeleteOf course, now I find out after getting a bidet at 72 years of age that it was all a lie. Sacré bleu!