"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Florida Issues NO-BOND ARREST WARRANT for Communist Dictator Raúl Castro, 95, on First-Degree Murder Conspiracy Charge Over Killing of Four Americans".
I've got just the man to bring him in...
And when he said 'It was justified', not even Art Mullen would argue.
I can almost hear Art's voice: "Raylan, try to bring this one in alive, if it's not too big an inconvenience."
I'm thinking a Marine expeditionary force. You know, in case there's a few more commies.Don't forget the helicopters!
The man who brings him in would have to be a bit crazy, unconventional, fearless, and from Florida, so there's only one who immediately comes to mind.Florida Man.
I thought you were gonna say Rubio. The sudden twist made me laugh.
I laughed at Florida Man too. He’d probably bring Raul over on an inner tube raft, though.
And when he said 'It was justified', not even Art Mullen would argue.
ReplyDeleteI can almost hear Art's voice: "Raylan, try to bring this one in alive, if it's not too big an inconvenience."
DeleteI'm thinking a Marine expeditionary force.
ReplyDeleteYou know, in case there's a few more commies.
Don't forget the helicopters!
The man who brings him in would have to be a bit crazy, unconventional, fearless, and from Florida, so there's only one who immediately comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteFlorida Man.
I thought you were gonna say Rubio.
DeleteThe sudden twist made me laugh.
I laughed at Florida Man too. He’d probably bring Raul over on an inner tube raft, though.
ReplyDelete