Git Along, Little Kitties

President Obama urges action against North Korea - by the U.N.

Well, now, I reckon that gittin' the U.N. to do anythang is kinda like this...

Dummkopf!

Vot ve used to shpeak in de olt days of empire, Herr President, vas German, Hungarian, Czech, Polish, Italian, Serbian, und so on. Ve never shpoke anytink called "Austrian" (oh, und danke for de Timex vatch; I'll yust pin it right hier on my tunic betveen de badge of de Order of de Golden Fleece und de Knights Cross of de Military Order of Maria Theresa).

Tim Blair is Our Blogfather

More links to blogs run by graduates of Tim Blair’s Comment Academy.

1) Richard McEnroe at Three Beers Later has some expoit commentary on bank accountin’; youse mugs’ll loin sump’n.

2) Boy on a Bike has a man-friendly, question-and-answer-type recipe for what actually looks like a pretty tasty dessert. You won’t see prose like this in standard recipes:

Question - can I use that spray stuff in a can?

Answer - what do I care? Just grease the tray! Use your fingers! Work that stuff all over the tray!

3) Swampwoman at A1A gets into the Tea Party spirit.

4) Let Shadowlands be your guide to better relations with the Religion of Peace.

5) Nilk of Tizona takes issue with the drooling press concerning Michelle Obama’s status as a fashion model.

6) Mr. Bingley argues, convincingly, that when it comes to evaluating Ward Churchill’s value as a human being, one has a right to expect change back from one’s dollar.

7) El Campeador spots a marketing failure.

8) Pixie Place laments the coming shortage of this great Easter gift.

9) TimT ponders the existential meaning of jobs.

10) I’m not sure how I missed this, but Spot the Dog tells you how you can uncover your inner professional wrestler (my wrestling name, interestingly, is Disco Slaughter).

11) A heartwarming tribute to true friendship, Aussie style, at kae's.

Smokescreen

As the Obama administration continues to expand the power of the state, look for an army of jackals to provide cover by conflating the actions of a few psychos with the legitimate right of law-abiding citizens to bear arms (H/T: The Other McCain).

Michelle Malkin provides a leftist wish-list of suspects.

For more on what is rapidly becoming the most disgraceful and dangerous presidency of my lifetime, just go to Gateway Pundit and start scrolling (be sure to catch the Krauthammer video).

Update: More on one of the head jackals.

Australia's Potential for More Rule 5 Action...

...is looking better all the time.

"Ha Ha, Mr. Plesident! You Not De Boss Of Me!"

I know it sounds incredible, but even though "Obama warned Friday [it] would be a 'provocative' act", Li'l Kim launched his rocket anyway. Maybe if the president sent him a peace offering - say, a DVD of Pork Chop Hill - he could get Bouffant Boy to play nice. Of course, Obama would have to take time out from bashing America, but, all things considered, I think it would be a decent trade-off.

Update: By the way, is the Axis of Evil now the Axis of Evil, Emeritus?

Update II: In an act of terrorist plagiarism, some Taliban pig claims that the shootings in Binghamton, NY were the work of his organization. Jules Crittenden points out that this lie was intended as propaganda fodder for potential recruits.

Update III: Some insightful comments on North Korea from Westhawk.

Sunday Funny

Thanks to Bits and Pieces.

And here's some funny stuff from Cold Fury (angry, but funny).

Finally, don't fail to catch this sweet video on a pitchfork theme at Tim Blair's.